What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
CHARLES BARKLEYListening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you’ll be successful, and that’s not fair.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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I don’t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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Poor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
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When you read the book you see that these guys aren’t holding any punches. They’re straightforward. They’re honest. They’re giving you their honest opinion.
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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