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George Bernard Shaw Quote - My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw

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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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