After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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