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George Bernard Shaw Quote - My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw

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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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Beyond Curious Feeling Pain Power Sensation
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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Choose Conceal Hear Imperfection Silence Virtue
Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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Change Impossible Inspirational Mind Progress Success
My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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Believe Conviction Creative Evolution Religion Science
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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Conservation Insult Lack Power Speech Trouble
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Beginning Great One Liner Truth
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Food Love One Liner Sincere
You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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Education Feeling Knowledge Leaning Lost
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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Blame Circumstances Human Nature People
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Dance Family Funny Humour Rid Skeleton
The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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Genius Honor Man Tragic World
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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Art Face Glass Mirror Soul Work
A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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Alcohol Drunk Happiness Man One Liner Sober
Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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Dog Dull Friendship Lazy One Liner
The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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Behave Difference Flower Girl Lady Respect Treat Women
A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Entrepreneur Gentleman Man World
A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Cod Egg Maturity Photography Produce
Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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Business Career Deep Happiness Hobby Life Live Man
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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Art Honor Life Mistake Spend
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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Poverty Rich Social Time Useless Wasted Time
You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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Creative Desire Imagination
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Death Live Reason Satisfaction
Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
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Animal Eat Friendship Funny Humour Vegetarian
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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Dance Desire Dreamss Expression Horizontal
You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Human Patriotism Peace Quiet Race World
I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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Happen One Liner Sad Wait
There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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Afraid Danger Inspirational One Liner Success

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