The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWNever wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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