In heaven an angel is no one in particular.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWLife does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
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