“This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.”

My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.

Comments are my main way to communicate with you bros.

I’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.

Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.

Face your problems! Unless your problem is your face.

Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Better we keep biscuits and go.

The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

If I had been a dog walker, I would have been the most successful dog walker in Paris.

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

The psychological and moral comfort of a presence at once humble and understanding-this is the greatest benefit that the dog has bestowed upon man.

If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble because I’m all over that dog, all of the time.

Let anyone speak hundreds of things against you, do not resent by giving a bitter reply. If you tolerate such things, you will certainly be happy. If anybody wants any money from you, and you are not inclined to give, do not give. But do not bark at him like a Dog.