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The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Prince Philip

I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
PRINCE PHILIP

Frequent Hate Media Press
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Albohol Beer Care Funny
I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.
PRINCE PHILIP

Age Decision Give Up Play Polo
You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
PRINCE PHILIP

Decision Invitation Want
British women can’t cook.
PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
PRINCE PHILIP

Growth Human Population Probable Serious Survival Threat
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
PRINCE PHILIP

Challenge Change Strength Threat Traditional
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
PRINCE PHILIP

Business Done Excellence Motivational Reason Start
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
PRINCE PHILIP

Advise Concern Dignity Horse
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
PRINCE PHILIP

Always Ignorance People Same Young
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
PRINCE PHILIP

Experience Government People World
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Notice Subject Talk
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aviod Favorite School Subject Unnecessary Work
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Country Ideas Man People
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
PRINCE PHILIP

Complain Leisure Unemployment
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Duty Family Name Society
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Capable People Time
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
PRINCE PHILIP

Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife

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