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You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
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If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
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British women can’t cook.
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I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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I can’t remember names and things.
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The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
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I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
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I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.
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We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
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It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
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Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
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As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
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My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
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You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
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I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
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If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
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