“I can’t remember names and things.”

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.

I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

Zhang is a friend of mine: he said forget about acting and just do normal things in the movie.

No matter your age, stage of life, or circumstances, don’t forget to dare to dream with God. You don’t have to figure anything out. Just keep saying yes to Him, in big ways and small, and watch what He does.

Iblis (satan) himself recognizes the Lordship of Allah, but wants the human being to forget it.

I fear we are in danger of forgetting that to HAVE the Bible is one thing, and to READ it quite another.

Gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and break away. I won’t forget the place I came from.

People forget facts, but they remember stories.

My body has forgotten what my own warmth feels like and the ice on my skin has frost bitten all those who have tried to hold me.

Hundreds of thousands of years of evolutionary training forgotten when I expose that vulnerable flesh to you.