“People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.”

I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.

Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.

British women can’t cook.

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

Political power, properly so called, is merely the organised power of one class for oppressing another.

Don’t be afraid to be yourself just because you’re not like everybody else in class.

Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries unite!

Sometimes it’s better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do.

The working class is revolutionary or it is nothing.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes.