People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

PRINCE PHILIP

Home Instinct Money Natural Produce

British women can’t cook.

PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country Sarcastic Women

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

PRINCE PHILIP

Country Country People People Pleasure Rule

People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Country People Girl Marriage People System Thinking

It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.

PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

PRINCE PHILIP

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

PRINCE PHILIP

Fitness Loss Weight Weight Loss

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

PRINCE PHILIP

Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Man

Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.

PRINCE PHILIP

Growth Human Population Probable Survival Threat

I can’t remember names and things.

PRINCE PHILIP

I can’t remember names and things.

PRINCE PHILIP

Forget Name Remember

I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.

PRINCE PHILIP

Confess Leisure Man Money Poor

You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.

PRINCE PHILIP

Decision Invitation Want

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

PRINCE PHILIP

Challenge Change Strength Threat Traditional

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem

People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

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