I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

British women can’t cook.

PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country Sarcastic Women

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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Complain Leisure Unemployment

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

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Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

PRINCE PHILIP

Business Excellence Motivational Reason Start

It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.

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Better Date Philosophy Reach

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

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Carpet Country Country People Ideas Man People

Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.

PRINCE PHILIP

Age Book Certain Fashion People Perception

I can’t remember names and things.

PRINCE PHILIP

I can’t remember names and things.

PRINCE PHILIP

Forget Name Remember

I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.

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I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.

PRINCE PHILIP

Age Decision Play Polo

People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Country People Girl Marriage People System Thinking

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife

I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

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Albohol Beer Care Funny

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

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Ignorance People Young

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

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Drug Population Problem

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

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