It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANMoney can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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