Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGAN
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I told you I was sick.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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