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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading

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