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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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