Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I told you I was sick.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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