Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGANPolicemen are numbered in case they get lost.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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