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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom

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