A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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