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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself

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