Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I told you I was sick.
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