Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
SPIKE MILLIGANYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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