Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I told you I was sick.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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