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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work

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