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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself

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