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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes

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