Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGANTo Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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