Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
SPIKE MILLIGANTo Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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