A lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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