We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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