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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
In the human race today, you came last.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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