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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself

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