Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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