It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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