I’m Irish. We think sideways.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I told you I was sick.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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