Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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