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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Death Eat Hungry Myself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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