Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
SPIKE MILLIGANAnd God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I told you I was sick.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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