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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
God made night, But man made darkness.
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I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself

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