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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself

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