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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.

Spike Milligan

Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Rain Sky

There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.

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