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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.

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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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