“When I do something stupid with money and lose it, I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am expert.”

Do not let your life, ministry or organization go faster than your resources.

A lower interest rate doesn’t make a debt go away.

I believe that through knowledge and discipline, financial peace is possible for all of us.

Adults devise a plan and follow it, children do what feels good.

The first step in taking control of your money is to stop borrowing money. Start using cash today.

Financial winners don’t run sprints, they run marathons. They don’t rush. They do it step by step over time.

If you will live like no one else, later you can live like no one else.

Rich isn’t an amount of money, it’s a mindset about how you live. If you believe you can win, you can.

You must walk to the beat of a different drummer. The same beat that the wealthy hear. If the beat sounds normal, evacuate the dance floor immediately! The goal is to not be normal, because as my radio listeners know, normal is broke.

Wealth gained by dishonesty will be diminished, but he who gathers by labor will increase.

True leadership is servanthood. Put the interests of others at the center of your decisions.

Teaching kids about money is never just about money.

For your own good, for the good of your family and your future, grow a backbone. When something is wrong, stand up and say it is wrong, and don’t back down.

Be an evangelist with your excellence.

If hard work, integrity, thrift, and perseverance have caused you to succeed, then you don’t owe anyone an apology for winning.

If people in America would get their finances together and start taking care of each other, we could put the government out of business.

I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.

Destiny is a funny thing. You never know how things are going to work out. But if you keep an open mind and an open heart, I promise you will find your own destiny someday.

If you’re going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.

Money is funny.

I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.