Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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