When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN
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