Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAIN
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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