I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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