If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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