Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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