Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINGet your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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