All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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