Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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