Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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