All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
-
-
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAIN -
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAIN -
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAIN -
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAIN -
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN -
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAIN -
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN -
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN -
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAIN -
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN -
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAIN -
The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAIN -
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAIN -
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAIN -
Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN