If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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