The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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