All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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