Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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