April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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