I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAIN
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