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Mark Twain Quote - A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Mark Twain Quote - A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Letter Time Writing

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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN

Die Inspirational Live Sorry
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAIN

Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAIN

Argument Beat Experience People Stupidity
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAIN

FAction Healing Humour Treat
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAIN

Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN

Confidence Ignorance Life Patience Success Victory
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN

Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAIN

Democracy Difference Government Vote
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAIN

Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN

Dog Favor Heaven Merit Stay
When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAIN

Advice Angry One Liner Patience Swear
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAIN

Approve Attend Funeral Funny Humour Insult Letter
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAIN

Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN

Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN

Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
MARK TWAIN

Action Hustle Inspirational One Liner Success Work Hard
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAIN

Appreciation Happiness Joy One Liner Value
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAIN

Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAIN

Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAIN

Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAIN

Book Humour Success Writing
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAIN

Death Die Fear Inspirational Life Live Man Prepare Time Travel
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN

Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
MARK TWAIN

History One Liner Past Repeat Rhyme
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAIN

Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try

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