I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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