“The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.”

Good deeds, when concealed, are the most admirable.

Having been unable to strengthen justice, we have justified strength.

One-half of the ills of life come because men are unwilling to sit down quietly for thirty minutes to think through all the possible consequences of their acts.

It’s not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society. It’s those who write the songs.

Do you wish people to think well of you? Don’t speak well of yourself.

It is the heart which perceives God and not the reason. That is what faith is: God perceived by the heart, not by the reason.

Curiosity is only vanity. We usually only want to know something so that we can talk about it.

Human life is thus only an endless illusion. Men deceive and flatter each other. No one speaks of us in our presence as he does when we are gone. Society is based on mutual hypocrisy.

Plurality which is not reduced to unity is confusion; unity which does not depend on plurality is tyranny.

The more intelligent a man is, the more originality he discovers in others.

Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves.

If I believe in God and life after death and you do not, and if there is no God, we both lose when we die. However, if there is a God, you still lose and I gain everything.

Man’s sensitivity to the little things and insensitivity to the greatest are the signs of a strange disorder.

Without Jesus Christ man must be in vice and misery with Jesus Christ man is free from vice and misery in Him is all our virtue and all our happiness. Apart from Him there is but vice, misery, darkness, death, despair.

Everyone, without exception, is searching for happiness.

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary.

Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.

The dog is the god of frolic.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.