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Mark Twain Quote - What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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