“I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.”

If you don’t take the reins, it’s going to stay the same. Nothin’s gonna change if you don’t change it.

f you ain’t laughin’, you ain’t livin’.

I get by with a little help from my friends!

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.

People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.

We should always be ready to lend a hand when someone is hurting.

You never know how much you love somebody until they’re gone.

I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!

Being a star just means that you just find your own special place, and that you shine where you are.

God made me the way that I am and it’s my business to be true to that.

We could afford the price of peace. Love is all it costs.

I probably have a hundred dresses from over the years. I just can’t seem to let go of my favorites!

The worst thing about poverty is not the actual living of it, but the shame of it.

All that glitters ain’t always gold, sometimes it’s pink!