From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
CHETAN BHAGATThe younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
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Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.
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She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
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The pretty girl is always right.
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Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.
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I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
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How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
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Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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