Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
TIM ALLEN
I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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