I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
TIM ALLENNothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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