One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know. GROUCHO MARX ElephantFunnyHumourMorningPajama
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. GROUCHO MARX FindingHappinessHard TimeHealingLaughTime
In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat. GROUCHO MARX BeatEducationHeartHeart BeatListenMetabolismStudy
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book. GROUCHO MARX BookEducationReadingTelevision
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. GROUCHO MARX AlcoholBeerBelieveFunny
