If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar. GROUCHO MARX DeviationDirtyHonorLiarThiefWriting
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. GROUCHO MARX DoubtInterfereMarriagePeopleRomanceSexWife
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. GROUCHO MARX AgeBirthdayInterestingSubject
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet! GROUCHO MARX FunnyGirlfriendMeetNaughtyWife
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own. GROUCHO MARX HumourMeetNightOwnTheater
