She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx All geniuses die young.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Find someone who can hear you even when you’re silent.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery Hidden in the ashes, of a fallen building lays a child’s family photo, with whom he could never unite in life.
Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren The bed was the canvas, we were the art.
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